jd mcpherson – hey skinny santa! lyrics
[chorus 1]
hey, mister santa
how’s it lookin’?
that thirty-two waistline
you better get cookin’
we need a big santa
it’s almost christmas time
[verse 1]
first stop, we gotta get to chicago
the secret to the pizza there is in the dough
italian beef with giardiniera hot and sweet
pop a polish sausage on maxwell street
windy city poppin’ corn with caramel and cheese
adds a couple notches to his belt with ease
[verse 2]
we gotta get some gumbo in n-o-l-a
santa needs a pot of crawfish étouffée
andouille and jambalaya, santa don’t stop
a fried oyster po’boy and a nice lagniappe
fill him up with beignets and a box of pralines
we’ll get his red britches bustin’ at the seams
[chorus 2]
hey, mister santa
how’s it lookin’?
that forty-two waistline
you better get cookin’
we need a big santa
it’s almost christmas time
[verse 3]
i never though i’d see a skinny old saint nick
it’s mid-december santa, better bulk up quick
hit up every donut shop, a hundred dozen
that’s just enough to keep the big man runnin’
[chorus 3]
hey, mister santa
how’s it lookin’?
that fifty-two waistline
you better get cookin’
we need a big santa
it’s almost christmas time
[verse 4]
beat it down low over memphis-town
find his favorite barbeque and p-ss it around
biscuits, grits and gravy and some chow-chow too
fried green tomatoes for the reindeer crew
chicken wings, mac-and-cheese, some b-ttermilk pie
puts the old sparkle back in santa’s eye
[chorus 4]
hey, big santa
how’s it lookin’?
that ninety-nine waistline
you better get cookin’
we got a big santa
it’s almost christmas time
it’s almost christmas time
it’s almost christmas time
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