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jeffy the puppet – jeffy’s diss track lyrics

[intro]
some people say that i’m handicapped i’m not handicapped, i’m r+t+rded

[verse 1]
daddy says i play too much, cat piano used a bunch
keys are sticky to the touch ’cause i play after eating lunch
i rap everywhere i go, spit in front of all my hoes on my d+ck she’s doing blow, but not before i pick my nose. you guys think you made it far? jeffy is a rising star. note for note and bar for bar, you can’t keep up, you’re not on par. i sh+t so hard on every song, don’t believe it? i’ll prove you wrong
bang your mom, just like a gong
pee pee, poo poo giney, shlong

[chorus]
(yeah, okay, yeah) i spank my diaper very hard (uh, uh) i spank my diaper very hard (okay, uh)
i spank my diapеr very hard (uh, uh i spank it)
i spank my diaper very hard

[verse 2]
i’m rе, re, tarded as f+ck stole a chromie from my homie, now he quacks like a duck and if you think you’re just as re, re, then you’re sh+t out of luck i go crazy on the beat, til’ my pee pee get’s stuck i spank my diaper super hard, you cannot out+r+t+rd my pee pee short, like lord farquaad it’s just me, there is no squad you think that you are the best, i got hoes that have three br++sts goggles coming to my nest, flockin’ in from east to west
rapping’s easy, ain’t a test, millions of fans i’m feeling blessed
junior, joseph, cody f+gs, watch as i secure the bag
not that i am trying to brag but every vid has a jeffy tag (uh) yeah, okay

[chorus] i wipe my booty, back and front (smelly b+lls, yeah)
i wipe my booty, back and front ([?] uh)
i wipe my booty, back and front (sh+tty smelly b+lls)
i wipe my booty, back and front (hugh yuh)
[outro]
i spank my diaper very hard (uh, uh)
yeah, uh (yeah, b+tch), i wipe my booty, back to front (smell it)
aw yeah, yeah, i spank my diaper very hard (uh, uh)
yeah, uh (yeah, b+tch)

- jeffy the puppet lyrics

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