jerimiawongo – horny song lyrics
h+rny song lyrics
[intro]
welcome to the h+rns
no s+x allowed
wooooh!
[verse 1]
peanut b+tter jelly time
everyone wants to get a funny but i can’t lie
matter of fact
uncle toms cabin was a bad book
i am on reddit.com looking at a funny picture
when im at it i do the hokey pokey macarena hit the quan
top 10 games of the decade
when i pull up to the hospital i am hurt
when i went inside the building i went to the bathroom
“whats your favourite colour?”
my favourite colour is blue
h+llo everybody my name is markipliеr
and welcome back to five nights at frеddys
now, a lot+
(laughing)
[verse 2]
everything im saying is really f+cking stupid
cause no+one is even gonna hear what im saying right now
because im talking really fast and im really far away from the microphone
scum f+ck flower boy
b+tch
b+tch, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim
big, mim, dim, dim
gim, gim, gim
the joke of the song died before the album even released
siiiiih
[verse 3]
b+tch dont you see that im h+rny
so h+rny ima make a whole song using h+rn sounds
im h+rny as in i like the sound of h+rns
what the f+ck is s+x
never heard of it
i just googled it what the f+ck
people be weird as h+ll man
ima just play my h+rns
in peace so i dont have to see the weirdos talking about having s+x
you know
this joke f+cking sucks
[instrumental outro]
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