jerimiawongo – testicle cancer lyrics
t+st+cl+ cancer lyrics
[intro]
this song’s a joke by the way
i feel like i have to f+cking say that before i get the police called on me
like seriously i do not f+cking support anything that i say in this song its a f+cking story alright?
[verse 1]
im playing clash of clans with this girl i teach
shes in year 7 and her name is salome
shes says shes spanish i dont believe in that sh+t
but shes really fine i want her to be my b+tch
theres a tiny bit of an age gap, um
im fifty years old, shes only eleven
who cares not like anyones gonna find her
when i drag her out to wales and keep her there
[chorus]
lets just say that shes on tv
and this is all because of me
im fired from my job where i used to teach
i think they discovered that it was me
i found out i have t+st+cl+ cancer, oh sh+t
must’ve been an accidental discovery
nothing to do with the sh+t thats on tv
definitely
i found out i have t+st+cl+ cancer, oh sh+t
must’ve been an accidental discovery
nothing to do with the sh+t thats on tv
definitely
[verse 2]
please dont leave i want you near
you better not call the cops on me, uh
if i ever hear those sirens, just believe me
it will not end well for salome
its been like a week and were still in wales
this country is so bad its like h+ll
i might go on the piano downstairs
and write a song about this h+ll
after that i think my fun will be done
and ill just end it for you using my gun
and then ill just head out and run
like a b+tterfly ill fly away from this, um
[chorus]
lets just say that shes on tv
and this is because of me
im fired from my job where i used to teach
i think they discovered that it was me
i found out i have t+st+cl+ cancer, oh sh+t
must’ve been an accidental discovery
nothing to do with the sh+t thats on tv
definitely
lets just say that shes on tv
and this is all because of me
im fired from my job where i used to teach
i think they discovered that it was me
i found out i have t+st+cl+ cancer, oh sh+t
must’ve been an accidental discovery
nothing to do with the sh+t thats on tv
definitely
[outro]
(evil laughing)
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