john lithgow – i’m a manatee lyrics
from time to time i dream that i’m a manatee
undulating underneath the sea
unshackled by the chains of idle vanity
a modest manatee, that’s me
i look just like a chubby, brown banana-tee
as i nose along the cozy ocean floor
immune from human folly and inanity
that’s why a manatee is such a happy, herby bore
i’m a manatee, i’m a manatee
i’m every bit as wrinkled as my grannity
no difference between my face and fanity
a n-ble manatee, well, that’s me
with the dietary habits of a manatee
i never fail to lick my platter clean
i sprinkle seaweed on my raisin branity
the perfect manatee cuisine
with my wit, sophistication and urbanity
i dignify my watery domain
no one near will ever hear me use profanity
because a manatee has his image to maintain
i’m a manatee, i’m a manatee
i keep my reputation spick and spanity
no difference between my face and fanity
a speakly manatee, well, that’s me
enc-mbered by my lumbering giganity
i’m thought to be an ocean going brute
the least appealing creature on the planety
but to a manatee, i’m cute
i prefer my world of silence and of sanity
but my underwater friends don’t all agree
for whenever i am dreaming i’m a manatee
somewhere a manatee is dreaming that he is me
i’m a manatee, i’m a manatee
outside the fold of boring old humanity
no difference between my face and fanity
i’m a rolly polly, jelly rolly, sugar bowly
heart and souly manatee, that’s me
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