john rauce – tornader lyrics
[intro]
yee yee motherf+cker
yee yee
[hook]
b+tch i’m country born and raise on milk and mashed taters
louisiana boy backyard full of gators
my uncle k!lled 4 of ‘em saved 2 for later
got a .22 at 16 it’s still my favorite
‘member back in 20+10 c+ckin’ back aimin’
i loved shootin’ skeet now i’m shootin’ all my haters
she left my head spinnin’ think i saw a tornader
i’m just glad i had a rubber i didn’t ever wanna date her
[verse]
l+g+b+t eenie meenie miney mo
pick a f+ckin’ letter i could never try to tell ya don’t
my d+ck’s so dry i start fires when i’m jackin’ off
i’d love to join the club if i’d get p+ssy like a lesbo
big truck wit’ a trailer hitch too
cut me off in traffic imma hit you
and got+doggit if ya live imma hunt you
uncle cletus f+cked up like a buck tooth
d+mn i look good in my duck boots
yee yee motherf+cker i cut loose
lil jack daniel’s and a big blunt too
uncle cletus gon’ tell ‘em what ya came to
pretty little lady came over last night
then she started demonstratin’ how to play the bagpipes
got a little on her face but she told me that’s fine
sure sounded good to me like my new alpines
granny’s b+tter beans got me p+ssin’ out my ass
but i’ll always take a free meal man i can’t pass
thought the same d+mn thing every time i went to class
so i never seen nothin’ wrong wit’ workin’ in the plants
always keep my twic and my p+p+e
when i first recorded this i wore my f+r+c
i was in the portosh+tter when it dawned on me
i’m doin’ just fine livin’ simple as can be
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