john sakars – i would do anything to get you to go vegan lyrics
i would do anything to get you to go vegan
i would do anything to get you to stop eating corpses and secretions from my animal friends
i’ll try not to be too emotional, i don’t wanna get too sappy
but if it would make you go vegan, i’d even hurt mr. happy
i would hit my pr+ck with a stick
i would smash my c+ck with a rock
i would whip my thing with some string
i would choke my dong with a thong
i would torture my p+n+s, no matter how much it begs
if you would stop eating meat, dairy and eggs
i would poke my d+nky with my pinky
i would burn my peeter with a heater
i would stab my peepee with a teepee
i would bury my rod under a piece of sod
i’d send my p+n+s to venus on a rocket ship
if you would stop putting corpses between your lips
i would stretch my b+n+r ’round a corner
i would scare my post with a ghost
i would tickle my w+lly with a lily
i would throw a checker at my p+ck+r
i’d get mr. hairy drunk off sherry
if it would make you stop consuming dairy
i’d squish my middle leg with a beer keg
if it would make you stop eating eggs
i’d attack my one+eyed snake with a rake
if it would make you stop eating steak
i would do nasty things to my genitals
if it would make you stop hurting animals
i’d do anything to get you to go vegan
i would do anything to get you to go vegan
don’t make me hurt mr. happy
don’t make me hurt mr. happy
go vegan, go vegan
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