jon cozart – harry potter in 99 seconds lyrics
[intro]
there once was a boy named harry
destined to be a star
his parents were k!lled by voldemort
who gave him a lightning scar
yo harry! you’re a wizard!
[the sorcerer’s stone]
harry goes to hogwarts
he meets ron and hermione
mcgonagall requires he play for gryffindor
draco is a daddy’s boy
quirrell becomes unemployed
the sorcerer’s stone is destroyed by dumbledore
[the chamber of secrets]
ron breaks his wand
now ginny’s gone
and harry’s in mortal danger
tom riddle hides his snake inside
his ginormous secret chamber
[the prisoner of azkaban]
harry blows up aunt marge
the dementors come and take charge
lupin is a wolf
the rat’s a man
and now the prisoner is at large
they use time travel so they can
save the prisoner of azkaban
who just so happens to be harry’s godfather
i don’t really get it either
[the goblet of fire]
harry gets put in the
triwizard tournament
with dragons and mermaids
oh no!
edward cullen gets slayed
he’s back
[the order of the phoenix]
harry, harry, it’s getting scary
voldemort’s back and you are a revolutionary harry
dumbledore, dumbledore why is he ignoring your
constant attempts to contact him?
he is forced to leave the school
umbridge arrives, draco’s a tool
kids break into the ministry
sirius black is dead as can be
oh …
[the half-blood prince]
split your soul
seven parts of a whole
they’re horcruxes
it’s dumbledore’s end
[the deathly hallows]
there once was a boy named harry
who constantly conquered death
but in one final duel between good and bad
he may take his final breath
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