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jon lajoie – show me your genitals 2: e=mc vagina lyrics

[intro]
aww yeah, i’m back… b-tches!

[jon lajoie]
women are equal and they deserve respect
just kidding, they should suck my d-ck

[hook 1]
v-g-n- (what?) v-g-n- (what?)
i wanna have s-x with your v-g-n- (uhh)
v-g-n- (what?) v-g-n- (what?)
two plus two equals v-g-n- (uhh)

[jon lajoie]
my love is like lightning… it gives girls -rg-sms
my d-ck is like an airplane… it gives girls -rg-sms
i’m the, wayne gretzky, of s-xual stuff
i’m the, hulk hogan, of slamming m-ff
i’m the indiana jones of exploring crotch
i’m the, shakespeare of enormous c-ck
i’m the, helen keller of having s-x
.. no wait that’s a bad example
why did my p-n-s cross the roaaaad?
to get to the other

[hook 2]
v-g-n- (what?) v-g-n- (what?)
i wanna have s-x with your v-g-n- (uhh)
v-g-n- (what?) v-g-n- (what?)
e equals mc v-g-n-

[jon lajoie]
i’ve got present for you right here
actually it’s not a present, it’s my p-n-s
and i like to call it the spear
cause spears are long and hard, just like my p-n-s
i don’t like it when you talk
cause that just means you’re not sucking my c-ck
love is for girls and g-ys
if you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways
either you have s-x with me…
… or you have s-x with me
i have really good s-x moves (s-x moves)
that i learned in china (china)
i’m a s-xual tiger (tiger)
and i feed on v-g-n- – rawrrr

[hook 3]
v-g-n- (what?) v-g-n- (what?)
i wanna have s-x with your v-g-n- (uhh)
v-g-n- (what?) v-g-n- (what?)
what time is it? it’s v-g-n- (uhh)

[outro]
what’s the difference
between a girl’s mouth, and a girl’s v-g-n-?
there is none, i want my p-n-s
to be inside both of those things
i’m a good s-x man
girls, love my s-x
i’m a good s-x man
cause my s-x, is the best
i’m like jean claude van damme
but instead of fighting people
i have s-x with them

- jon lajoie lyrics

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