jon wayne (david vaught) – mr. egyptian lyrics
count it off
well, i was truckin’ down the freeway just the other night
flashed on my dashboard was my oil light d+mnit
i pulled my truck off the freeway
and all the bars are closed
so i pulled into a gas station smelling like a texas rose
an’ that’s when i seen him, sittin’ in some kinda booth like a fotomat
sittin’ there like a god d+mn bagpile of telephone wire
i said i need 4 quarts of oil for that, truck over there
he just sat there for a while, and stared
yip!
so i says, “buddy!, i need some oil for my truck that ain’t no lie” and he says something like, ” no go diggy di”
i said, “what?!, what country are you from?”, he says somethin’ like, “abu dhabi+dum”
i said, “ain’t no country i know!”, i said, “i’m from texas now gimme some oil,”
he said somethin’ like, “no oil at midnight”, i said some of my indian friends speak better english than that
yip!
and he says, “no go diggy di” again
i said, “don’t go giving me none of that god d+mn no go diggy di sh+t, forget the oil, i need some gas
so i pumped 5 bucks in my truck, thinkin’ ’bout kickin’ his ass in
ye
i walked up to the window i slipped a 5 , he said, “6 dollars and some god d+mn arab+jive”
that’s when i told him, “mr. egyptian, you’re a god d+mn liar”….
yip! yip!
+la+la section
don’t you give me none of that no go diggy di sh+t
speak english god d+mnit!
no go diggy di…
i don’t care, i don’t care
that’s jimbo
(ain’t no country i know)
shut up…, shut up jimbo
huh huh huh huh huh
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