josé suicidio – holy guacamole lyrics
[verse 1]
holy guacamole
holy guacamole
i just got hit by a car
and you’re the one who swept me off my feet
pushed me in the street
left me in a coma
[verse 2]
guacamole me
guacamole you
i just got busted for drugs
and you’re the one who sold me to the fed
leaving me for dead
played me for a fool
[verse 3]
making guacamole
mix it in the bowl+y
i just got mauled by a bear
and you’re the one who covered me with honey
thought it was so funny
how could you be so cruel?
take it
[trumpet solo]
that’s good
[verse 4]
cap’n guacamole
officer stromboli
i just got shot in the face
and you’re the one who had the smoking gun
love is just no fun
whenever i’m with you
[verse 5]
guacamole coma
yuma, arizona
i just got hepatitis+c
and you were standing there with a syringe
how it makes me cringe
breaks my heart in two
[outro]
holy guacamole
lumpy green and rolly
baby, i wouldn’t change a thing
cause even though i’m down upon my luck
i don’t give a f+ck
as long as i have you
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