josh woodward – the handyman’s lament lyrics
when i drop a plate, i sweep the shards of gl-ss into the trash when i pop an e string, i can change a new one in a flash but when you break, i’m stuck without a clue i never learned to fix a thing like you
when the server’s down, you sudo /sbin/reboot in a sh-ll when the market tanks, you call a broker, tell him “sell sell sell” but when you’re down, i don’t know what to do i never learned to fix a thing like you
i’ll lend an ear to find out what i need to repair but i will try and dry your eyes and fix the scattered parts yeah, i will learn to mend your troubled heart
when i cut my hand, i grab the neosporin from the shelf when i stub my toe, i curse in flowing verses to myself but when you hurt, i’m stuck without a clue i never learned to fix a thing like you
when a faucet leaks, i tighten up the gasket with a wrench when a toilet’s stuck, i plunge it down before the floor is drenched but when you cry, i don’t know what to do i never learned to fix a thing like you
[chorus]
i know, i’m slow i’ve got so much to learn but you’ll see, i’ll be the place that you can turn
[chorus x 2]
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