joshua morata – ebisu bridge hypothetical lyrics
joshua: let’s say you had a f+ckin’, like, y’know. like it was possible to clone yourself. like if you had a female clone of yourself, would you f+ck it?
brandon: dude..
joshua: what? why?
brandon: i would have it f+ck me, i ain’t doin’ no work
joshua: alright
santos: he’s f+ckin’ lazy
joshua: yeah, but imagine+
brandon: yeah, i’m f+ckin’ lazy
joshua: okay, but imagine it though, it’s like+ it’s a clone+ it’s a female version of yourself…
brandon: i’d be hot as f+ck, though
joshua: well+ okay, well hold on though
santos: i can just marry myself
brandon: yeah, you so would
joshua: oh yeah! we talked about the f+ckin’ mirror thing! like you walk out with a mirror and sh+t+
brandon: either that or a cardboard cutout+ or futanari…
santos: i used to think+
brandon: you know what futanari is?
joshua: yeah, i’m j+panese, i know this sh+t
brandon: that sh+t’s dope
brandon: what time we leaving?
joshua: i dunno…i dunno what we’re gonna be doing after this+
santos: home? the f+ck?
brandon: i wanna be home by 12 so i can+
joshua: oh yeah, that’s right+ that’s right…
santos: and gilbert’s tired..
gilbert: i just have a headache…
joshua: you good though?
gilbert: yeah, now i am
joshua: ’cause of the music in the car?
brandon: i’m sorry+
santos: it was kinda loud, that’s why
brandon: you+ you could have said something…
joshua: you drank too, so like, it was probably like+ did you stomach hurt or something?
gilbert: yeah
joshua: well that’s kinda why…
santos: imma lay down flat…
joshua: you were laying down flat as well!
santos: not like this!+
joshua: ah, no, i can’t do that, my stomach is like, hurting kinda+
brandon: i have heartburn
joshua: you okay?
brandon: yeah
joshua: mmkay+ b’yeah, no like seriously+
brandon: what would i do if the world was gonna end?
joshua: yeah, no. if you were told the world was gonna end, bud you don’t+ they never+ they weren’t specific like you weren’t told like+
brandon: i would do everything i ever wanted to do in a span of like, 2 days. get f+cked up beforehand+ light up would be the first thing…god yes!
joshua: and what would you do?
santos: gilbert said he’d have s+x
gilbert: i’ll have s+x all day+
joshua: really? tight
santos: that’s it? now he’s gonna find someone to+
brandon: dude, i can do that now
(group laughter)
joshua: the f+ck you mean now, brandon, like, you have a girl!
brandon: uh+ yeah i guess not technically right now+
joshua: that’s what i mean, going back to the clone thing
brandon: yeah, no…yeah, now that i think about it, i’d f+ck the sh+t out of my clone+
joshua: there you go…
brandon: +if it had a p+ssy
joshua: now you’re part of the conversation
brandon: i mean even if it had a d+ck
joshua: sh+t, dude…you guys believe in the afterlife?
santos: yeah, of course
brandon: i got sh+t in my ass+
joshua: tight
brandon: i believe in…believing
joshua: for some reason i keep thinking that like, when we die. we’re just gonna be floating in a grayscale plain…with like, nothing, but we’re just floating. we still+ we’re+ we+ we’re wearing the clothes that we died in, it’s like, dude…
brandon: dude…can i cum on my clothes?
joshua: you could…with your clone
brandon: duuude
santos: i’m f+cking warm right now+
joshua: i might be dying…
santos: we all are
joshua: inside..yeah
santos: oh
joshua: i’ve been dead…for years
santos: it’s okay, you’ll be happy one day again
joshua: yeah, we’ll see what happens…
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