jrmyrr – flacid penis lyrics
[intro]
poo+poo caca! (oh sh+t)
poo+poo caca! (ooh)
poo+poo! (that sounds good, that sounds good)
poo+poo!
poo+poo caca! (alright, alright, alright, alright)
hold up, chill, chill, chill, chill, yeah
i be waking up, no [?]
yeah, don’t like+ don’t freestyle
i’ma freestyle, i’m high as f+ck
i’m gonna freestyle (f+ck, bro)
yeah! (uh)
[verse 1]
tripping off the acid, got the tabs in my mouth
b+tch i’m f+cking on this flaccid p+n+s (p+n+s)
uh, what the f+ck did i just say? i don’t know
but am i g+y? we’ll never find out, hooray, uh (hooray)
[interlude]
did i just say hooray? f+ck!
uh, okay, this beat go hard though
no, i’m just kidding (it go hard!)
hahahahahahahahaha
uh (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[verse 2]
drink so much f+cking water, all my water water weight (okay, water weight)
looking at the dinner plates, there’s h+lla weights (ooh, h+lla weights)
looking at the chocolate on my fingers, think it’s doo+doo (okay, doo+doo, doo+doo!)
l!ck my fingers ’cause you know that i be picking boogers (doo+doo caca!)
i be picking boogers (boogers)
there’s a monster in my window, he be picking boogers (boogers)
[interlude]
uh, okay, yeah (boogers!)
[verse 3]
i be opening up the closet door like i’m f+cking monsters, inc (monsters, inc)
looking monsters, inc, i tatted on me monsters ink (oh)
[interlude]
ooh, uh
[verse 4]
i got a pet duck, he looking straight at my f+cking face
looking at my iris, i got dinner plates on dinner plates (woo!)
why the f+ck i’m rapping ’bout dinner plates? i don’t even know
got a monster from resident evil, got a teddy bear just for show (oh, teddy, teddy bear)
i got a crystal geyser water bottle
it’s big as f+ck, it’s bigger than my head, b+tch, i gotta throttle
oh, oh my god, man, yeah, there is a snowman too
yeah, he’s looking at me, b+tch, i got a+ achoo! (bless you, bless you!)
i got a f+cking furby
looking at this feet ’cause you know that i like furries (what!?)
[outro]
oh my god, oh my god, wh0re, huh (that line was, uh+)
wh0re? you good? (sh+t, i’m drunk)
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