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jt machinima – meet the crew (remastered) lyrics

[verse 1: spy]
gotcha head spinnin’, runnin’ circles around ya’
with my baseball bat, that i’m usin’ to pound ya’
i’ll be up-in-ya’-face in the blink of an eye
no i don’t got wings, but i don’t need ’em to fly
with a couple double-jumps, i’ll be fleein’ the zone
pick up your intel quick, and i’m bringin’ it home
i’m a pretty big deal, that’s the honest truth
i mean, do you even know who you’re talkin’ to?

[verse 2: soldier]
stand high, maggots, stand at attention
learn from a soldier who’s reached perfection
forward charge! with my r.p.g
helmet so low, i can hardly see!
bam! rockets jumpin’ all over the place
finish you punks with a shovel to the face
if that don’t k!ll you, it’ll break your nose
i hope you weasels are taking notes!

[verse 3: pyro (distorted)]
welcome to my magical candy land
where smiles are from ear to ear
and everyone loves each-other
come and spread the cheer!
fire! fire! fire! ah-ha-ha-ha

[chorus: all]
this rap is kinda overdue, right?
but now it’s time to meet the crew, tight
the crazy dudes of tf2
so take a side, red or blue?
after i pick my gl-ss
i’m gonna kick your -ss!
cuz that’s what we were born to do!

[verse 4: engineer]
let’s set up shop. and get to work
i built a health dispenser, have you been hurt?
plus i got plenty of sentry defenses
but do not touch, ’cause this stuff’s expensive
auto-aim rockets, oughtta wreck you bumpkins
and just in case i need it, self destructions
step back, ‘fore i whack you with a wrench
when my turrets spot you, you’re as good as dead

[verse 5: heavy]
cry some more, run while you can!
you little babies don’t stand a chance!
they call me heavy, this is my gun!
when she starts spinning, you better run!
i do not require brains or technique
i’ve got so much muscle i’ll never be beat!
i’ll mow you down, wherever you stand b-tch!
now i am hungry, give me sandvich!
okay, i’m good

[verse 6: demoman]
are you a bleeding idiot? to fight with a drunken scott?
i’ll down a swig of whiskey for every grenade i launch!
wherever i go the explosions follow!
so keep your distance, lads!
i carry traditional weapons! i’ll bl–dy you up with an ax!

[chorus: all]
this rap is kind of overdue, right?
but now it’s time to meet the crew, tight
the crazy dudes of tf2
so pick a side, red or blue
pick out my favorite cl-ss, check out my fancy hats
i just don’t know which one too choose!

[verse 6: medic]
i’m ze medic, so don’t go far
you might want a taste of my ubercharge
still a doctor, but i lost my license
zis could be a problem, schiza!
i’m always ready with my bl–dy bone-saw
but i can’t help much if your head is blown off!
die schweinhund! i will win this!
don’t overdose on my syringes

[verse 7: sniper]
boom! that’s another headshot, bloke
i’m a professional, you’re a joke
i mean please mate, show some respect
at least the way i’m doin’ it, you’ll get a quick death!
i’m from the outback, where things are hectic
got a big machete that i’ll slice your head with
aussey -ss-ssins aren’t very common, but when you hear this (!)
keep on runnin’!

[verse 8: spy]
you probably know me from my disguise!
i dress as sharp as all my knives
just when you think i am on your team
ah revour, ma chere
i’m a very accomplished back-stabber
who destroys your equipment with my sapper!
gentlemen, there’s a spy in our midst!
he’s got plenty of -ss to kick!

[chorus: all]
this rap is kind of overdue, right?
but now it’s time to meet the crew, tight
the crazy dudes of tf2
so take a side, red or blue?
after i pick my cl-ss, i’m gonna kick your -ss!
cuz that’s what we were born to do!

- jt machinima lyrics

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