juno songs – bowser’s rage stage with lyrics lyrics
[intro]
(bowser jr. initiates his wonder powers but ends up punching himself)
[chorus, soloist]
wonder! wonder!
our lord shall rule over all!
wonder! wonder!
heed the call!
wonder! wonder!
soon nothing will be the same!
wonder! wonder!
change the game!
bowser controls reality
his will is the apogee!
now
the magic that runs through the land
is under our master’s command!
(wonder! wonder! wonder! wonder!)
(wonder! wonder! wonder! wonder!)
arcane darkness consumes the stars (wonder! wonder! wonder! wonder!)
for the skies and seas shall soon be ours (wonder! wonder! wonder!)
hail the king of koopas, our wondrous king!
plunge the world in endless night
purge the ones who fight
lead the charge
claim our prize
bring us our paradise
hear all our voices sing
[piranha plants, (spikes), king boo]
hail, hail, hail, hail, hail the koopa king!
in a trance (spike! spike! spike! spike!)
everyone dance! (oooh… strike!)
epic wonder, change the world!
ha ha ha!
hear our song for now sp+ce itself unfurls!
hail the king!
hail the king!
(spoken)
say “hi” to bowser for me…
[interlude: flowers]
you’ve really come a long way…
charge!
one, two, three, jump!
you’re gonna be amazing!
[castle bowser, (spoken)]
gwahahahahaha
(+clears throat+) thank you all for coming. especially you…
my beloved!
[peach]
oh my!
[castle bowser]
are you ready to lose yourself in the sweet beat?!
this finale will make the entire universe my captive audience!
bowser’s raaaage staaaaaaaaaaage!
hit it!
gwahahahahahahahahaha!
oh yeah!
raar! (+cheering+)
raar! (+cheering+)
raar! (+cheering+)
raar! (+cheering+)
grahahahaha! oh, baby, what a crowd! and this is just the pre+game!
gwahahahahahahahahaha!
the whole universe is gonna one big bowser bash, and you schmucks are the guests of dishonor!
[verse 1: castle bowser, sung]
play the music
bringin’ down the house, this house is bringin’ you down, oh
it’s no use, kid!
bowser’s in the studio, i’m wearin’ the crown
it’s time to party
wrassle with the castle but you schnooks won’t survive
just kneel before me!
as my mighty wonder swirls up high in the sky!
koopa’s feelin’ super
y’all are party p++pers
once i whip your booty
i’ll throw an awesome rager!
give you chumps a noogie
as i bowser boogie
you think you can cook me
when i am the stage?!
you’re tryin’ to kick a brick wall (hail the wondrous koopa king!)
castle bowser stands tall! (hear our wondrous voices sing!)
i have the power in my hand! (epic wonder, change the world!)
once i fl!ck you fleas, my rave will ravage the land!
super+duper+ultra wonder’s
’bouta put you six feet under
y’all all ’bout to feel the thunder
facin’ me was your last blunder!
do the bowser! you can’t hide!
swing your arms from side to side!
my conquest’s all but certified!
so sit back folks! enjoy the ride!
just give in and dance along
you can’t resist my koopa song
you think you’ve won? you’re flippin’ wrong!
my matinee’s still goin’ strong!
welcome to my new regime
the culmination of my scheme
and once this party’s picked up steam
i’ll finally fulfill my dream!
(spoken)
bah! okay, that smarts!
but still, your weird elephants are nothin’ compared to this party animal! just try and keep up!
[verse 2: castle bowser, sung]
crank the heat up!
gimme pyrotechnics ’cause it’s time for a light show!
time to beat up
every single meddlin’ schmuck who’s testin’ my might!
shake your behinds
oh, this party rocker’s is the house tonight!
i’ll trounce you in rhyme!
once you’re out to pasture, i’m gon’ make ’em lose their minds!
i got some notes for ya
big ones that’ll floor ya!
i’m sure i won’t bore ya
with a spicy soriée!
keep those feet a+movin’
baby, keep a+groovin’
fall flat, and you’re provin’
y’all just can’t save the day!
now the flower folk fall! (hail the wondrous koopa king!)
castle bowser stands tall! (hear our wondrous voices sing!)
i have the power in my hand! (epic wonder, change the world!)
once i goosh you gnats, my rave will ravage the land!
i like to move it, move it
this world, i’m gonna rule it
with koopa charm, improve it
think you can stop me?! cool it!
this plot was just rehearsal
in wonder, be immersed, i’ll
make the whole universe all
bend to my koopa verse!
just give in and dance along
you can’t resist my koopa song
you think you’ve won? you’re flippin’ wrong!
my funky function’s goin’ strong!
welcome to my new regime
the culmination of my scheme
i’ll tear the world by the seams
to finally fulfill my dream!
(spoken)
graaawr! that is a party foul! what are you, the fun police!?
grrr… it’s time to finish this!
[verse 3: castle bowser, sung]
i ain’t tired!
i can go all night but you can’t fight forever!
still spittin’ fire!
the evening’s young, you wanna shut me down? you could never!
lemme hear y’all
cheer and chant for bowser, koopa’s keister ain’t spanked yet!
having a ball!
hit the dance floor, make a racket, smack this wet blanket!
i have the crowd cheerin’!
you have the crowd jeerin’!
feel all my walls leerin’
i got homefield advantage!
boogie ’til you drop!
the bowser train don’t stop!
listen to this bop!
i’m dishin’ out damage!
i shall rule over all! (hail the wondrous koopa king!)
castle bowser stands tall! (hear our wondrous voices sing!)
i have the power in my hand! (epic wonder, change the world!)
once i crush your hopes, my rave will ravage the land!
feel the wonder that i stole
music makes you lose control!
the koopa king is on a roll
and i won’t let you stop my goal!
i can’t maintain this jubilee
unless you chumps quit buggin’ me!
but once of you, my schedule’s free
i’ll throw a bowser jamboree!
just give in and dance along
you can’t resist my koopa song
you think you’ve won? you’re flippin’ wrong!
my smashin’ shindig’s going strong!
welcome to my new regime
the culmination of my scheme
the koopa king will reign supreme!
i’ll finally fulfill my dream!
(spoken)
hey! when i say raise the roof, this is not what i mean!
[verse 4: castle bowser, sung]
wait, stop! whatcha gonna do?!
come on, we can talk this through!
a bowser party ain’t so bad
we had one on the old wii u!
hey! don’t climb your way up there!
babe, you’re givin’ me a scare!
i ain’t ready for a smooch!
just look at me, i got no hair!
step back! you didn’t know this
but i got castle halitosis!
you do not wanna get too close
i need my plot to come up roses!
what, you want the king to plead?!
i need my face, so back off, see!?
baby, please, i’m beggin’ on
my figurative hands and knees!
oh, come on! i know you’re mad
but there’s still fun yet to be had
just join the party! you’ll be glad
you didn’t mess up bowser’s pad!
don’t you dare stomp me!
don’t you stop the party!
don’t you dare stomp me!
don’t you stop the—(+stomp+)
[outro: bowser]
hrr… hrr?!
uh+oh
raaaaaaaaagh!!
gaaaaar!!!
wrraaa+vraaaa+graaahahaha! oh you think that’s gonna stop me?!
oh. apparently you were right
graaaaaaaaugh!!!!!
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