kenny mgee – bottle of sprite (skit) lyrics
[skit: kenny mgee, apu & ]
h+llo, my friend! what can i get for you?
uh, alright, postman, uh, two packs of cigarettes and a bottle of sprite
i’m sorry, could you repeat yourself, sir?
you’re a f+cking w+nker, i said two packs of cigarettes and a bottle of sprite
do i need to f+cking repeat myself?
no, no, sir, no need to get angry
angry?! do i seem f+cking angry to you?! give me two packs of cigarettes and a bottle of f+cking sprite!
i got the cigarettes, but what was the last thing?
oh, you don’t know what f+cking sprite is?! f+cking sprite?! s+p+r+i+t+e! sprite f+cking lemonade!
for lemonade we have 7up and [?]
no! no! no! that’s not what i asked for! f+cking sprite!
you know what? f+ck you! you know?
sir, please, there is no need to be violent
i will f+cking k!ll you! give me f+cking sprite!
sir, i sorry, i have no clue what you’re talkin—
[gunshot]
[police sounds]
f+ck, sh+t, f+ck!
it was all a misunderstanding!
i just wanted some sprite!
one bottle of sprite!
i just wanted some f+cking sprite!
one bottle of sprite!
do none of you know what i’m f+cking talking about?
one bottle of f+cking sprite!
one bottle of f+cking spri—
[gunshots]
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