kid kolumbine – hailie’s anus lyrics
never disrespect a god, even when he’s spoutin’ off about twisted sh+t like f+cking his own mom
maybe that’s why he’s so protective of his daughter
he doesn’t want her getting pregnant + unless he’s the father
can’t even call her hot unless you wanna get bodied
nah, i ain’t talkin bout get gettin’ shot, only lead that he’s got
is in his pencil he’s vengeful, but only on the f+ckin instrumentals
needs to take a deep breath and couplе benzos
i just bent over somе yummy hoe
i think she said she 24 but i don’t really f+ckin know
she gettin’ mad stacks of dough from her instagram posts
and yeah she pretty fine but i ain’t tryna make her mine
they call me kid kolumbine cuz my sh+t’s so divine
and i’m lethal when you least expect it, my d+ck erected
deep inside that b+tch who i just infected
no i’m not just guessing, i just got tested
you can f+cking check it, my medical records say
there is no maybe, i’m f+cking crazy
satan made me when he raped hades, gave him aids and created rabies
i make slim shady look like an eighty year old lady
wait! i think that b+tch was hailie, i just gave her scabies!
she was face down squirtin’, knees hurtin’
as i stretched out her motherf+ckin’ beef curtains
preach it like a sermon get some motherf+ckin’ weed burnin’
till it’s redder than a cherry like a f+ckin bl++dy mary
bl++dy mary bl++dy mary!
so what if billie eilish thinks you’re f+ckin scary?
she never lived in a trailer reading dictionaries
only had s+x once and it was missionary
you need a worthy adversary
i could bury you and mgg+y facing the same way in the same grave at the f+ckin’ cemetery
i’ll admit you can spit but its not hereditary
i got you stalking her followers tryna see whose cum she swallowing
wallowing in your misery picturing her kissing me
this isn’t even a diss its just my way of me wishing you a merry christmas, b+tch
this sh+t is a gift for you to f+ckin listen to
in your mind every time that you see your daughters face
can’t erase all the traces of pain and anguish that i place in you every time that i spit a rhyme that is laced with the dope that i smoke when i poke
all her holes with no protection till her r+ct+m is stretched and i can see her intestines
i’m here for inspection
ass so big look like it came from texas
i usually don’t do this but i’ll make an exception
i’m sticking in my tongue, prepare for injection
if i die from e coli then it’s natural selection
(fart)
f+ck! i guess i’m going back to p+rnography
she just farted and it smells like eminem’s discography
i need a lobotomy, this sh+t is too cold for you all to see
i’m going homer like the iliad and the odyssey
this sh+t is a comedy and i’m a f+cking prodigy
but honestly all i care about is f+ckin’ sodomy, so eminem, where the f+ck your momma be?
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