knödel – samsung washer lyrics
samsung washer lyrics
verse one [jessrollyo] +knödel+]
my mom found midget p+rn on my samsung washer
i’m gonna nut into your daughter
b+tch i’m the man behind the slaughter
(goodnight girl i’ll see you tomorrow)
ima call my mama
i’ll punch your grandma
+you punched a f+cking grandma?+
yeah, and i’ll do it again
f+ck all british people and f+ck big ben
stupid b+tch calling me ben 10
you absolute r+t+rd
you’re gonna get slapped hard
mom i threw up
little b+tch triple a cup
call me dream b+tch
your mom is dead in a ditch
you 6ix9ine b+tch ass snitch
yeah i know i cum in a sock
smash my d+ck with a big rock
i had s+x with dwayne the rock
i legit bet you shower naked
please for the love of god f+ck off david
your mom looks like morgan
she said she feels it in her organs
a single c+ck is what i own
you skin tone chicken bone
i suck at music is what i own
bought to much p+rn now i have a loan
shut up when i pee i moan
my bars aren’t g+y but they came out the closet
i wanna k!ll myself with a fortnite rocket
my favorite p+rn star is biggie cheese
tinkerbell is an anime like b+tch please
she bit my c+ck when she sneezed
p++poo island is where i’m from
i m+st+rbated to my thumb
slap my nuts like a big drum
+n+l is gross
american toast
crumpets and tea
drink my pee
my daddy
looks like peewee
call me jewish cause i’m breathing gas
no joke i cum really fast
i sh+t out my hot wheels lightning mcqueen
i’m felling clean like a money machine
my cum is turning green
you know what f+ck it sheen
f+ck you i can twinge my sword
they call me the s+x lord
driving my hot wheels f+ck ford
this song is sponsored by nord
verse two [knödel]
i’m having a sheer heart attack
have a kindergartener throwing it back
your p+ssy is stinky i need a tictac
f+ck your zodiac sign b+tch
put my d+ck into an iceberg
this b+tch built like big bird
shut the f+ck up you little nerd
you know what you smell like? a f+cking cheese curd
(hurb)
this b+tch didn’t show me her b00bs
so i ran over a family of six and a random dude
this song litter than a f+cking jew
stupid ass b+tch can’t count to two
one two three four five six seven eight nine
lost my v+card but she was only f+cking nine
put my d+ck inside a fridge
f+ck you b+tch jump off of a bridge
my f+cking b+lls itch
jacking off to lilo and stitch
this b+tch looks like kevin durant
your d+ck looks like an ant
my d+ck turning orange like its fanta
this b+tch thicker than santa
this dumb b+tch looks like scooby doo
grab my b+lls and they’re turning blue
was just chilling then my d+ck flew
watching chinese midgets fart in each others faces on my roku
outro [karl jacobs]
hey guys
p+n+s
+cheering+
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