koe wetzel – talent show lyrics
[spoken word]
[princ-p-l carson]
alright, alright, alright
everybody give it up for chester atkins and his “death-defying poem-reading trick.”
um, okay, up next guys—hey, hey, excuse me! excuse me! silence please!
[other]
princ-p-l carson has a small p-n-s!
[carson]
hey! tommy! tommy! hey!
mrs. baxter, come down here and get tommy please; take him to my office
i’ll see you in a second, thomas, you hear me?
[tommy]
yeah, yeah!
[carson]
up next we have a band that is steeped in old-timey rock-n-roll
they also wanted me to tell ya
that if you like what you hear
you can purchase their alb-m behind the stands of the football fields today
as soon as school lets out, alright?
okay, everybody give it up for koe wetzel, yeah!
[crowd jeers/boos]
[wetzel]
-clears throat-
um, h-llo, um
we are—or i am—we [?] called
koe wetzel!
[other]
n-body gives a f-ck!
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