kunt and the gang – cock in a cunt lyrics
well i’ve had it off 3 or 4 times
but i’ve woke up with a semi and a bird by my side
my nob is yelling ‘i’m going in’
but my brain is telling me i just can’t win
so i start some sturdies and i have to try
to -j-c-l-t- but my sac’s run dry
so i think of things that are rude and that
will make my penis spit its fat
my c-ck in a c-nt, my c-ck in a c-nt
my c-ck in a c-nt but it won’t go off
i’m having a shunt, i’m having a shunt
i’m having a shunt with a lady’s muff
we’v been shagging now for over half an hour
surely soon i’ll get a seminal shower
i’ve started now so i can’t just stop
i want my old boy to pop his top
i’m tired, i’m knackered and my d-ck’s red raw
my b-llb-gs ache and my stem is sore
my sturdies have become so fast
if i slip out now my c-ck will snap in half
my c-ck in a c-nt, my c-ck in a c-nt
my c-ck in a c-nt but it won’t go off
i’m having a shunt, i’m having a shunt
i’m having a shunt with a lady’s chuff
hold on a minute i’ve gotta get my breath back
my c-ck in a c-nt, my c-ck in a c-nt
my c-ck in a c-nt but it won’t go off
i’m having a shunt, i’m having a shunt
i’m having a shunt with a lady’s muff
some of the crowd are on the pitch
they think i’ve done my beans but there’s been a hitch
we’ll have to save that one for later
my nob looks like it’s been whacked off with a cheese grater
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