kunt and the gang – mary berry and her hairy mary lyrics
[verse 1]
the lady judge off bake off, she may be advanced in years
but god, i’ve seen her live act and it reduced me to tears
i saw it in a green room, backstage at the bbc
the tv chef paul hollywood was stood in front of me
watching
[chorus]
mary berry and her hairy mary
if you ever see her act, you won’t believe your eyes
it’s just, mary berry and her hairy mary
she opens her minge and pulls out pastries and pies
[verse 2]
mary’s marvelous m+ff produced the macaroon for a starter
then shе f+nny farted out a large pastel dе nata
her tw+t’s as ancient and renowned now as the magna carta
it couldn’t be more wonderous if it developed stigmata
it’s just
[chorus]
mary berry and her hairy mary
a less dextrous v+lv+ would just produce gunge
it’s just, mary berry and her hairy mary
a quite perfect sponge she can bare from her clunge
[verse 3]
her c+nt doesn’t look much at first
but in fact it’s fantastic
it’s national treasure status confirms its iconoclastic
for f+ck flaps of that ages, they are unusually elastic
to keep it’s shape in down time, mary pipes it full of mastic
it’s just
[chorus]
mary berry and her hairy mary
for an old lady’s beaver
it’s an over achiever
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