kunt and the gang – my mum found my mpegs lyrics
my mum found my mpegs lyrics
when i came home the other day
my mum couldn’t look me in the eye
when i checked on my hard drive
i found the reason why
my file of low res mpeg filth was nowhere i could see
i found it in the recycle bin with pamela anderson noshing off tommy lee
my mum found my mpegs now she thinks i’m vile
my mum found my mpegs i had a massive file
my eyesight is failing, i’ve got an rsi
’cause i can’t stop w+nking over pixilated furry pie
lk: there was f+cking all sorts of filth on there
bukkake, tromboning, interracial, some bloke f+cking a dog, a dog f+cking some woman, some woman sucking off a horse, a woman pulling off a pig’s curly c+ck
you’re right, it’s a spice of life innit
my mum was so very upset
in fact it drove her to tears
to see jordan doing +n+l and my upskirt shots of britney spears
she even found my milfs file which didn’t work out great
it only seemed to make things worse when she recognised one of her mates
my mum found my mpegs now she thinks i’m vile
my mum found my mpegs i had a massive file
my eyesight is failing, i’ve got an rsi
’cause i can’t stop w+nking over pixilated furry pie
my mum found my mpegs now she thinks i’m vile
my mum found my mpegs i had a massive file
if she found my barely legal, i would be in disgrace
luckily i keep that on a usb key just incase
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