kunt and the gang – the wrong ian watkins lyrics
now we all heard what ian watkins did
it sent my mate paul in a rage
see he just had a baby himself
so he went on ian’s facebook page
he left a message saying “you are sick and twisted and i hope you die!”
but when i saw it on there, i commented “lol!”
and here’s the reason why
i said
you’ve got the wrong ian watkins mate
it’s that what’s made me smile
you’ve just called the bloke from steps a twisted paedophile
he shares a name and was in a band
similarity ends there
he’d never f-ck a baby
just ask lee, lisa, faye and claire
my mate paul was so embarr-ssed
he went online to apologise
but when i saw what he had done
i couldn’t believe my eyes
he got them mixed up again, “rofl!”
so i said
you’ve got the wrong ian watkins mate
it’s that what’s made me smile
you’ve just said you’re sorry to a twisted paedophile
you’ve got the wrong ian watkins mate
it must be hard to take
you’ve just apologised to h’s kid-fiddling namesake
and then i thought to myself
what if the old bill got confused just like my mate paul
by two pop stars who share the name
maybe i should give them a call and say “pmsl!”
have you got the right ian watkins there?
have you considered maybe?
what if it was h from steps that tried to rape that baby?
and they’d say
we’ve got the right ian watkins mate
your song is a disgrace
see h has never taken meth
or p-ssed on a school girl’s face
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