kunt and the gang – use my arsehole as a cunt [2020 version] lyrics
[verse 1]
i wanted a record deal
but i was too rude
i tried approaching companies
but they did not approve
until i met this one guy
a corrupt a&r man
he said “kunt, i will sign you
but you have to understand +
i want to utilise your bum
as someone i can put
my fingers and my hands
my toes and then my foot
my p+n+s and testes
my tongue and then my head…”
i mulled it over carefully
and this is what i said…
i said to him +
[chorus]
go on then + just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+
use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+
go on then + just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+
use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+
solo!
[verse 2]
i started feeling guilty
as if i’d sold my soul
i started feeling itchy
around my bumhole
i started feeling remorseful
around my underneath
i realized he’d used my bum
without using a sheath
so i went to the doctor’s
because my bum was sore
i needed my bum sorting out
‘cos we was due on tour
the doctor took a look at it
he said “it looks quite raw
it appears itchy and flaky
but i just can’t be sure
i think i’ll have to probe your bottom myself
if i’m to find a cure…”
[chorus]
go on then + just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+
use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+
go on then + just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+
use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+
[bridge]
come on, penetrate me
make me feel like stephen gately
(well, not lately)
but don’t push it in too deep
or you’ll end up with my sh+t around your brim
[chorus]
go on then + just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+
use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+
go on then + just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+
use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+…hole
(as a c+nt!)
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