kurtis conner – indoor boyfriend (ant song) lyrics
[spoken: kurtis 1]
honey i’ll be back in a bit, ok? i’m just heading to the park
[spoken: kurtis 2]
oh, uh, can i come?
[spoken: kurtis 1]
oh, i don’t know if you heard me. i’m going to the park. outdoors. yeah, sorry you can’t come. i’m going to meet my outdoor boyfriend. but, i’ll be back in a few hours, though, ok?
[spoken: kurtis 2]
right. da+doy
[verse 1]
i don’t want to be an indoor boyfriend anymore
what can i say?
[verse 2]
i want to go outside, just once!
oh please, i’ve been inside this house for one thousand days
[pre+chorus]
i want to play at the park and watch a small colony of s+xy ants
they can crawl into my head and then make their merry little way into my pants
[chorus]
i’m losing my indoor mind
outdoor boyfriend, why can’t i?
if you could just be so kind…
please just let me go outside
[spoken: kurtis 1]
wow, babe
[spoken: kurtis 2]
you heard all of that?
[spoken: kurtis 1]
every word
[spoken: kurtis 2]
and? what do you think?
[spoken: kurtis 1]
babe, i had no idea that you were so bad at singing
[spoken: kurtis 2]
aw
[spoken: kurtis 1]
well, hey. maybe you can work on that while i’m at the park with my outdoor boyfriend. uh, i just forgot my hat, so i’ll see you in a couple hours, babe! (leaves)
[spoken: kurtis 2]
dammit, she’s right
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