kweer ketchup kid – toydo prosus lyrics
(xonthebeat)
[verse 1]
b+tch i finna pull up in a toydo prosus
bust a fat nut watchin’ magic school bus
explore your mother like chrissy columbus
skipped my dad’s funeral to play among us
[chorus]
yeah i’m fully aware that my mic is on ebay
but so what? still slaps harder than zk
jackin off to astolfo cus b+tch he is my bae
f+ck is you mean bro? femboys ain’t g+y
out here takin advice from yung spinach cumshot
rhyme zone is actually the f+ckin’ jackpot
my d+ck’s so f+ckin big you could tie a knot
that was cap, it’s two inches, yeah b+tch you thought
[interlude]
why do people go up to girls and ask for the dumbest contact ever, like b+tch did you for real pull up to a girl like “d+mn shawty, whats yo messenger kids friend code?”
[verse 2]
i await the date andrew tate meets his fate
like bro all that f+cker’s fans are under eight
dipping my b+lls in potassium sulfate
how the f+ck do you fail spanish, just use google translate
zodiac signs are so f+cking r+t+rded
i ain’t g+y but ryan reynolds gets me hardened
even my dad slaps harder than these bars, and
that b+tch gone.. g+get it? no? okay
dear all tate fans l bozo plus ratio plus
your mother provides me with daily f+ll+tio plus
shut the f+ck up b+tch you get no play bro
from, alexa, whats a name that rhymes with ratio
[interlude: chr0matix]
i accidentally rotated my b+lls too much, please help
[verse 3]
this f+ckin kevin b+tch, that b+tch deadass said seed
b+tch i moved to f+ckin’ canada jus’ to smoke weed
ben watched me f+ck your mum, back me up? (yes)
thanks ben, you’re all that i need
b+tch i’m chewin’ on the salmon cum sandwich
i’m in prison for terrorism, god d+mn it
b+tch i just head to the wall and i throwin’
a homemade pipe bomb, those bricks be explodin’
i be out here tryna beat diamond blade
b+tch i too dumb for a job i dont even get paid
andrew tate fans come on b+tch, run my fade
nah i’m kidding, i’d get h+lla played, cus
i can’t take a slap you know i woulda ran, but
my point still stands, i hate tate fans and+
[interlude]
of course the beat cuts off, bro, i had such a sick rhyme
f+ck this..
[chorus]
yeah i’m fully aware that my mic is on ebay
but so what? still slaps harder than zk
jackin off to astolfo cus that b+tch’s my bae
f+ck is you mean bro? femboys ain’t g+y
out here takin advice from yung spinny
rhyme zone make me hit the f+ckin griddy
my d+ck so f+ckin long, b+tch i lied, it’s itty+bitty
my dad hits harder than these beats cus they so sh+tty
[outro]
man, i’m tired. shoutout to yung spinny for inspiring this, i guess. whatever
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