lauren flans – girl, i wanna fuck you (but i don’t love jesus) lyrics
[verse 1]
girl, i wanna f-ck you, but i don’t love jesus
can’t you overlook it? lemme get in your jeans this
doesn’t have to be
religiously
sanctioned – the pope can s my d
jesus was the king of kings
but i got lots of other things
going on, no lie
i’m the kinda guy
can hang up on a cross and still not die
i can’t turn water into wine
but baby girl, you’ll feel so fine
that here’s the sitch
gonna make you wish
i’d bury my loaf deep in your fish, oh!
[hook]
girl, i can love you
much better than christ
i’m twice as s-xy
as that guy was nice
girl, i can love you…
much better than christ
[verse 2]
it’s written in the bible that you should make me come
father, son, holy ghost – girl, that’s a threesome
service me good
god thinks you should
christ may have been a carpenter, but i got wood
here’s a proposition that can’t fail
my d-ck is like the holy grail
got an endeavor
that i think is kinda clever:
try swallowing, girl, you’ll live forever
i’ll lay it out like this
won’t betray you with just a kiss
i’m a better lover
and a s-xy motherf-cker
gonna eat you like you’re my last supper
[hook]
[verse 3]
sure, i wasn’t blessed with divine power
but i can rise again in less than half an hour
i don’t mean to boast
but i’m-a make you roast
open your mouth, receive my host
d-mn! never seen a shorty hotter
nail you so hard, i’m-a give you stigmata
i don’t believe what you do
but swear to you this is true –
make you so wet, christ could walk on you
i’m down with virgin birth
but not with the meek inheriting earth
man, f-ck the meek!
they ain’t got no s-ss
girl, turn both cheeks
lemme smack that -ss
[hook]
[spoken word outro]
girl, forgive you. you know not who you do
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