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lil bitcoin – tales from the avenue lyrics

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[verse 1/story 1]
i was getting ready to go to larry’s
they call him the nose hair visionary
when suddenly i got a disturbing sense
an angry man in a turban says:

hey kid i need to offload compounds
and you look really ripe with my mom sounds
if you call the police i’m k!lling god
so i start crying and i pray to my dog

when larry busts open the door with a bang
he knocks the man in the turban down the drain
now that larry was here in his floating gourd
it was time for us to go to church and praise the lord

[hook]
these are real tales from the avenue
promise i’m not lyin’ i swear they’re true
these are real tales from the avenue
i’m not lying, you can ask my mom (ask my mom)

[verse 2/story 2]
story 2:
i was dressing up like jeffery dahmer
suddenly threatened by a suicide bomber
on hallowe’en i was gonna be erased
really all he did was blow me to sp+ce
i was really scared but kinda hype (oh wait sh+t+)
trick or treating on the moon sounds alright
do they got full size candy bars on saturn
or will they take me away and eat my matter?

i hit my apex and fell back to earth
i should have known this would hurt
fell down and i couldn’t believe my eyes
i landed on my bully and turned into fries

[hook]
these are real tales from the avenue
promise i’m not lyin’ i swear they’re true
these are real tales from the avenue
i’m not lying, you can ask my mom (ask my mom)

[verse 3/story 3]
story 3:
i was at my computer, doing nothing
when my brother wanted to show me something
i had nothing to do but eat my corn
my brother goes on bing and looks up p+rn

this was crazy, he was insane
i straight ran out of that membrane
i ran to my mom, ready to tattle
faster than a horse without a saddle
i cried to my mom “josh looked up p+rn!”
she grinned and then she grew h+rns
my mom was the devil in disguise
the ultimate showdown, we took to the skies

chain a mad combo in a row
ending it all in a finishing blow
i ate her body and gained her power
i dig through the dumpster for more crack to scour

[hook x2]
these are real tales from the avenue
promise i’m not lyin’ i swear they’re true
these are real tales from the avenue
i’m not lying, you can ask my mom (ask my mom)

these are real tales from the avenue
promise i’m not lyin’ i swear they’re true
these are real tales from the avenue
i’m not lying, you can ask my mom (ask my mom)

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