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lil float – morning wood lyrics

[verse 1: lil float]
wake up in the morning little wood up in my pants
wake up in the morning now my d+ck is in my hand
open up the side drawer not the top one
top one is full of p+ss open the bottom one
real smooth now pull the lube out
go to red tube now
get to watchin’ jews pound
came in under a minute
well now the truth’s out
lookin’ down at my p+b+s now
covered in my splooge now
i don’t clean it up i leave it in my underwear
i’ll never clean it and ill never buy another pair
i like sh+t in my pants
i like d+ck in my hands
i like big mommy milkers but my d+ck in her cans
i’m a naughty boy, i get h+rny when i party boy
top or bottom i’m like doggy boy
used to be a f+cking n+z+ boy
but now i’m a libtard, i’m a commie boy
i need sloppy toppy, in a maserati
cause i crashed the audi
like classic cardi, baby call me papi, and i’ll call you mommie
p+ssy ball like johnny beat it up like hockey like
god d+mn i’m f+cking back again
i + bust a nut in her crack again
backshots i’m doing that again
i’m blasting them
at her f+cking cheeks when i’m clapping them
i + sh+t my pants like katelyn bennet
d+ck in her mouth in her favourite dentist
i’m on reddit with foot fetish
looking for devilish emo girls and they better + not be british
like “oi innit bruv, runneth thy pockets”
shut the f+ck up and suck all my c+ck
its small, kick a soccer ball, at my c+ck and ball
need a doctor called, cum too f+cking hard
i jerk off at least twice a day
i + know the bible says it’s not ok
i mean either way i’m gonna die some day
so, why not jerk the pain away
so i’m cumming and cumming, i let it blow like a trumpet
i watch laid when on my stomach, its all on my belly b+tton
i scr+pe it off in a bucket, i grab a sock and i f+ck it, and say
“i’m proud of you” with the sock as a puppet
i’m uncircumcised, and i flirt with guys cause
guys know how to jerk it right
shake it side to side, daddy f+cking me right
pin me down and he piping up my booty all night
i + wake up in the morning and i think i’m straight again
getting down on my knees i gotta play again
looking to my side, my daddy is awake again
“aw f+ck” he looked at me and i came again

- lil float lyrics

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