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lil hemwoid – juulpod mix lyrics

hemmeroids
this goes out to anyone suffering from hemmeroids
inside my body, inside my body x2

yo
heathyrs gonna have a hemorrhage
that’s a pledge to the flag, that i get
when i call jon newton a f-g, nah
i would never do that
jon newton is cool
he’s that dude
dat got that nerf
and the guns
and we did it at shawns
+
(guns and we did it shawns)

don’t f-ck with me, i’ll cut your b-tch
she’s gonna have a hemorhageage
wahhh
a hemmeroid
got me confused all mixed up in this world
(my life is like a little christmas tree)
hemorrhage, hemorrhage taking over my life
it’s seriously effecting me guys

i got hemwoid, in my eyes
i got a hemwoid, by my thighs
i got a hemwoid, in between my b-tt cheeks
i got hemwoid, i need some preparation x yo
woah
preparation h, not x

(h)

inside my body x10

[(pumpkin head man music)]

(don’t touch my juul, don’t rip my juul x2)

(juuling all day and all night, juuling out of sight x2)

don’t touch his juul he doesn’t like that it
doesn’t make him happy, doesn’t satisfy

dont touch the juul

yo, yo can i pop in can i hit that thing for like 3 times

pretty specific

don’t touch his juul
don’t touch his juul
don’t grab his juul
don’t touch his juul
don’t come in here
don’t look at me
don’t act stupid
when you ain’t stupid

taking out the juulpod, then you tap it on the table
nah man, you’re not able to do that
don’t touch my juul, don’t rip my juul, don’t touch my juul
fallin’ (tobacco ad)

[(funky music)]

back it up, i hate nicotine it raises my blood pressure
i wanna keep my heart healthy so i live longer
(what a f-ggot)
that’s what i say to my mom and when i p-ss them going to the bus stop
f-cking hate them, i can’t back that up
hi mom and dad, cause you’re probably gonna listen at least once and then youre never gonna listen again

i lost my train of thought i was going 90 miles an hour

we’re going to the store and i’m gonna have a good time tonight

achooo

blesseth
the sun and the moon
two sneezes, two pockets in hand
god bless your juul

don’t rip his juul, don’t touch it
don’t even come in the room cause you, smell like dog sh-t
cause you stepped on it, on in the way you were coming in
it’s like silent library when we rap and its so weird, it’s scary
not really i don’t know why i said that probably cause it rhymed yeah
train 90 miles an hour i’m going highway to h-ll
k maybe not that but i will say
i hate
everyone
who comes in tommys’ room rips their juul
plays south park excessively
and has long hair and smells like sh-t
and then goes to the bathroom and talk to their girlfriend an over extended amount of time

[(funkier music)]

this one’s a little too funky, what do you think

i can handle it

ain’t no beat i can’t touch cause i got that magic, magic

don’t stop the train, never stop the train
don’t stop the train i’m magic
going in on the verse and i won’t stop now
cause im magic, magic you can’t touch me
i got that special, specialty
royal tea, penny tea
pennyroyal tea, i can’t find my way home
will you help me please god help this b-tch
i can’t find this b-tch anywhere

i can’t find this b-tch anywhere
doesn’t matter, i don’t care
looking at the sky it looks like its bare
no stars, nothing is there

take a moment to reflect

nothing is in the sky

nothing is in the sky that i see
i don’t know where we’re going
but i’m afraid we’re dying on earth as we speak

nothings in the sky
but everything’s in disguise
i try grab but i can’t reach
i try to gripple but i can’t reach
then go for the bar high
but the expectations are to high
and i can’t set them again
and i can never go back to them yea

we’d like to ask marshall to calm on down
he needs to calm down cause he’s so wild

nothing is in the sky
nothing is in the sky i see

ooooooooaaaahhhhoooa
ooooohhahhaaaaaaa

dropped my juul, picked up my juul
i found my juul, i ripped my juul
put in a pod, it’s brand new
brand new juul, juul, juulpod, juul

favorite part, you can’t touch his juul
you can’t even come in the room you a jew
oh sh-t did she just say that
h-ll yes, i don’t give a sh-t
anti-semitism, whatever the f-ck
i can’t even pr-nounce anything
let’s go with it
i love this sh-t
and
we’re partying all day and night and i love that

i dropped my juul, picked up my juul, i ripped my juul

he lost his juul in the forest…

- lil hemwoid lyrics

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