lil kelp and big spork – stds lyrics
-intro-
yeah lil kelp
yah
comin in big
big d-ck plays (v-g-n-s)
where we droppin boys?
-verse 1-
stds, stds
i make girls get on their knees
sucking d-ck is what they do if you’re not carefull you will too
your mothers waffel is blue
i dont care i’ll f-ck her too
snorting c0ke is very cool
im your girlfriends s-xual fuel
oh, oh, oh, im taking a sh-t
i dont think my d-ck will fit
f-cking p-ss is what i do
your dad is lookin like a jew
i dont have no hepat-tis but from pot i got bronchitis
d-ck incoming like a storm
i can make your -ss transform
from being tight, to enorm. just invite me to your dorm
-down time-
plow plow
yuh
lil kelp
aye
aye yuh
aye yo big spork, come in here. come in hot
yeah, hit that beat bruh, like wiz khalifa
oh h-ll yeah
-verse 2-
stds, stds
i like to suck on t-tties
i dont like it when they lactose
i shoot my c-m in they afroooos
just kidding i don’t
im a virgin and always alone
my d-ck is like a f-ckin throne
i’d really like to be blown
… not that thats ever gonna happen (weed)
(-big spork cries-)
lil kelp: quit cryin before i take your virginity
(-crying continious-)
-gun shot-
wow
yuh
-verse 3-
stds, stds
my d-ck is like, herculese
im f-ckin all these ligondese
guaranteed a heart disease (disease)
my d-ck is small, like a tic tac
i make my dog l!ck my b-llsack
sipping lean like i have clout
yall ready know what we about
big spork (yuuuh)
got the beat
lil kelp (-laughing intensifies-)
got the weed
people call me the demon
your mother drowned in my s-m-n
b-tches (-gang-)
on my d-ck
i really hope this condoms sticks
all these hoes and got no t-ts
did she just say, hit or miss?
i hit the vape with mad volt
my d-ck hits like a lightning bold
my sack is filled, with h-lla beans
i just ripped, your girlfriends jeans (girlfriends jeans)
-outro-
oeh yeah, lil kelp
spittin bars
(-throat clear-)
(im so high im going to mars)
esket-t
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