lil meerkat – commitin tax fraud lyrics
word up
yoshisaur muchakoopas is my name
and imma tell you how i beat the irs at their own game
i lied on my tax form cause i just don’t give a fuck
now i’m practically swimming around in big bucks
i got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
and i got another million more right under my stairs
i do my business deals under cover of the night
so i can hide the cash away from uncle sam without a fight
i take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don’t apply
it’s been 20 years, still haven’t been caught in a lie
i claimed baby mario as a dependent even though he ain’t my kid
and made up charity work i never even did
i must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times
so many clever tricks i can’t fit them all into rhymes
yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game
and committing tax fraud is worth every single dime
i’m a tax dodging bad-ss, i don’t play by the rules
i make the government look like a bunch of d-mn fools
i keep 99 cents of every dollar that i make
nothing makes me c-m faster than a good old tax break
i hate paying taxes if there’s anything i hate
i supported ron paul back in 2008
you might think it’s unfair that i don’t have to pay
but it’s okay, because taxation is theft anyway
[outro]
word to your mother!
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