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lilboogerboy – dawg in me (ft. lil jt) lyrics

[intro: lil jt]
discordian productions
alright, so lil booger boy forgot to do his introduction, but lil booger boy is on this beat
lil jt on this beat
n0body else could rap on this beat
imma start it off real quick

[verse 1: lil jt]
in this sh+t like dora, where’s the mountain? need a map
i just found your girl and you know that she let me clap
her mom came in and wanted to give me some lap
and when they got done i asked if i could get their snapchat
if i see her husband, have to hit him with a bat
you know that i’m all up in the cat (meow)
you best believe that neither one was flat
“wait, isn’t the world flat?”
if you think the earth is flat you really f+ckin’ dumb
you know i was born in buffalo, that sh+t is whеre i’m from
i get all the b+tchеs, man, i ain’t leavin’ none
your girl was in my bed last night making me cum
dang, man, this girl is really tight
if a man tryna steal her i’ma put up a fight
i’m like a dog, b+tch, but i ain’t scared to bite
but she so nice, might have to make her my wife

[verse 2: lil booger boy]
yeah, he be raw d+gg+n’ me, really got that dog in me
why the f+ck you callin’ me, they be applauding me
nah, fat as f+ck, so they go haulin’ me
so much d+mn money so the hoes me sprawin’ to me
taking all these drugs just to help me take that pain away
i don’t wanna feel, ‘cause i done feel this sh+t day to day
everyday the same, all i wanna do is numb the pain
every girl the same, all they wanna do is play yo games
f+ck all that sad sh+t, i really got the dog in me
didn’t really think that you would go and fall for me
sorry but it hurt ‘cause i really gave you all of me
gave you my heart and that’s not what you offered me
[interlube: lil jt]
um, bro, like are you okay?
like who hurt you, man?
who hurt you?

[verse 3: lil jt]
alright, so i know that my d+ck is really small
but maybe it’s the fact that i have gigantic b+lls
it’s like my d+ck is really short, reminds me of chris paul
and if you are in some trouble, you better call saul
booger boy feeling sad but you know i got that dog in me
i just f+cked my cousin and now i got hiv
i don’t live in alabama, close enough to tennessee
i peaked over, saw noah humpin’ on a tall oak tree
hey my name us austin and i look just like a chick
you know i type in p+rno on my search and then i cl!ck
a lotta b+tches on me, which one do i pick?
hmm, i think i’ll take the one with the d+ck
drink a lot of water if you ever get the hiccups
your girl got no tits, that’s why she wear a+cups
she weigh like 400 pounds, she can’t do push ups
she lookin’ like a clown with all that makeup

[interlube: lil jt]
lil booger boy ‘bouta wrap this thing up
you know my boy chuck, he lookin’ for someone to kiss, so better pucker up
[verse 4: lil booger boy]
pull in all black like the opps
sittin’ on the toilet and my p++p is what it plops
f+ckin’ on yo b+tch and she told me not to stop
i be chillin’ at work, and they told me do my job
my girl found all my d+ld+s and i said “they were a prop”
i told her “shut the f+ck up” then i handed her a mop
she got on her knees then she start to give me slop
then she put the strap on and i knew we had to swap

[outro: lil jt]
yuh, we got that dog in us
we ain’t scared, we bite

- lilboogerboy lyrics

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