lilnedbigby – too skinny 4 skool lyrics
[intro]
mom, can i sit in the front seat?
no, you’re too skinny, you don’t weigh enough
aww, that’s not fair! i’m only seven pounds under
no! do you wanna get arrested?
do you wanna get arrested?
do you think the policeman will pull us over?
yes!
no?
yes! yes he will!
yes? aww
no, watch right now, i’m gonna get into a car crash and you’re gonna go flying out the window. like kapow
on jah, there’s a car right in front of us
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[hook]
bruh i am so skinny, i cannot sit in the front seat
weight limit is 80 and i only weigh 73
mommy mommy please pull over because i gotta go pee
i cannot get out of the car, i’m in the back
all the kids at school throw me out the school window
and my kinfolk like to break my frail bones
my sister makes fun of me on the daily
and now i have to wear all of her clothes tomorrow morning
[verse]
now i’m at school and i’m getting bullied
don’t call me skinny i’ll get the toolie
use my elbow as a weapon, jab you in the booty
if you do not like it then i hope that you don’t sue me
i do not eat and i do not drink either
my mom and i just got hit in her beamer
don’t brush my teeth yea i wish they were cleaner
i am so bony you can see my femur
you buy your plays so i call you payola
that’s not the songs but i do have ebola
i found some water and it’s from the mud that i took from a trip to the sahara desert
mommy said that i should eat
i just vomited and peed
pistol sour, then it’s sweet
skinny legend on the beat
you said that my wrists were small
princ-p-l is who i’ll call
they’ll take you to detention
and throw you across the hall
pull up to mcdonalds and i asked for a big mac
they said you ain’t big but you’re gonna get hit with the gat
i took all the fries and then made the manager go suicide
when i tell you that it’s skinny life we eat and then we die
[hook]
bruh i am so skinny, i cannot sit in the front seat
weight limit is 80 and i only weigh 73
mommy mommy please pull over because i gotta go pee
i cannot get out of the car, i’m in the back
all the kids at school throw me out the school window
and my kinfolk like to break my frail bones
my sister makes fun of me on the daily
and now i have to wear all of her clothes tomorrow morning
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