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lint – jolly giant lyrics

[intro]
where the f+ck the mushrooms go?

[verse]
i’m awfully anxious
it’s common to mistake him for a jolly giant
but, when i’m locked in the bas+m+nt
i feel like macaulay
then i hop in a sp+ceship
talking to the aliens
at least they understand me like your mother’s panties
in my dreams i just won a grammy
smashed it into pieces on the screen
that’s a double whammy, d+mn
mumble pansy
cop a fist, that’s a knuckle sandy, say goodnight
and that’s not a diss to g+y pride
i’d stick my d+ck in tyler even if i sway right
left at the alter by my straight wife
what’s a man to do?
i’ve been livin’ in the land of shrooms
playing crash bandicoot with orlando bloom
i’ma needle in a timestack
feeblе, on the grind
that’s the differеnce between an eagle and blind bat
wrapped in barb wire
smack a smart eyer
glen, and every time you see him know the garb fire
i got my hand in the mushy jar
other hand on the p+ssy with a bushy carp
i’m multitalented
i beat a pack of bullies with an allen wrench
while eating ravioli and salad
b+tch, i’m italian
i should get a medallion
i should quite dilly dallyin’
scramblin’ for skrilla silly
just so i can live in cali
in a crunch dog
i’m in a tough spot
i miss the days of sippin’ punch from my spongebob lunch box
i miss skating with my chum until the sun drop
don’t be a crybaby, dunlop
everybody’s ghost bound like frank zappa
i make dope sounds cause i know how, you can thank napa
yeah, i’m driving with my eyes closed
all of society is frying on the iphone
if siri really eavesdrops on the sh+t he speak
i’d seriously beat off and jizz on her pretty screen
you’re f+cking dumb wearing a mask in the car alone
papa shoulda washed my mouth out with a bar of soup
shoot you with my red ryder bb gun
baby, cuckoo for your wet diaper, pee+pee pun
that’s slightly immature
i’m highly insecure
that’s why i get high indoors
despite the war inside
of course, i might restore the light if i absorb it from a divine source
there’s more to life than snorting a line of white horse
that sh+t is cut with putrid fumes
don’t be stupid dude
that’s why i munch on sewage fruit
quit my day job before i blew a fuse
finally paid off recording music in the stu’
praise god

- lint lyrics

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