logan whitehurst – super duper smile salesman lyrics
“say cheese!”
“cheeeeee+”
[screaming]
“when you smile, does your face go sour?”
“do you find yourself constantly holding a sheet of led in front of your face just to hide your horrible smile?”
“have you tried every single product on the market, only to have them fail utterly?”
“now, there’s an easy way!”
“the super+duper smiles sales company has just what you need!”
“no grueling workouts, no horrible pills, no crocodiles are involved in any way.”
“the super+duper smiles salesmen guarantee you a perfect, happy, non+sardonic smile without extractions, breakage, or nausea!”
“eugh!!”
“say goodbye to dark frowny days, and say h+llo to a new super smile!”
“sign up today, and pay no interest till 2080!”
“go from this…
[boing]
[screaming]
…to this!
[whistling]
[peggle sound effect]
“say cheese!”
[smugly] “cheese!”
“…super+duper!”
“painful surgery may be involved.”
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