low cut connie – shit, shower & shave lyrics
[verse 1]
my brother’s calling up the stairs
mama’s pulling out her hair
they’re trying to get me to bathe
they’re trying to get me to be better behaved
[chorus 1]
but you know i don’t feel very much like getting up today
i don’t have anything i really wanna do anyway
but still i gotta take a sh-t, shower, and shave
sh-t, shower, and shave
sh-t, shower, and shave
you better take a shower and a shower and a shave
[verse 2]
i always wanted to dance
i always wanted romance
this lady gave me a chance
but then she left me with the bump in my pants
[chorus 2]
yeah you better take care of business before it takes care of you
[?] gotta [?]
you better do it [?]
sh-t, shower, and shave
shot, shirt, and shake
big [?] broken
you do it ’til you done it, then you’re doin’ it again
let’s go
[verse 3]
i got no time to waste
i got a carrot to chase
look at that mummy i made
with toilet paper and a pack of razorblades
[chorus 3]
you need a cloth to wash, you need a cloth to bathe
you better use it every day
why? ’cause cleanliness is kindliness is all i got to say
take a sh-t, shower, and shave
a little roll in the hay
before you roll in your grave
you better take a shower and a shower and shave, yeah yeah
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