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mac lethal – the greatest pizza order ever lyrics

[intro]
– hi! i wanna order pizza, and yelp says you’re a good place
but i got a long order, that’s quite serious, so wipe that smile off your face…
i can see it. i need a pepperoni pizza in a jiffy…
“ok… is that it?” – h-ll no, that ain’t it! stay with me!

[verse]
i need a combo and a couple supremes
a couple deep dish pizzas that’ll bust through my jeans
send a 20,000 inch meat lovers where the cheese as gooey
and a female driver that’ll feed it to me
i need a margherita pizza with some buffalo mozzarella
a taco pizza pie that you can cover with sausage peppers
a detroit style greek pizza
7 extra large bbq meat pizzas
5 big pizzas, please!
with absolutely no meat, baby boy, nothing but cheese
i need a pizza made of money with a couple of geez
stuffed in the crust. take it out the register if you must
57 pepperoni pizzas with some sausage
canadian bacon, a little garlic and some mozza… rella
you sound like a pretty nice fella
so throw a little pizza in made out of pudding and jello
i got a couple people that are coming over tonight
i need some dr pepper, mountain dew, some c-ke and some sprite
i need a couple other things, and i hope it’s alright
because you sitting there like: “oh my god he’s flowing is so tight”
i need a game of thrones pizza covered in fried dragon meat
a jalapeño habanero pepper for the savage heat
and if you think i’m getting to cool
i want the pizza from my old elementary school
cafeteria. that we used to get on fridays
oh man, it was perfect and d-mn
i’ve read 285 books this year, my man
you better bring me 10 personal pans!
a chinese pizza, fill it with egg rolls
i’ll jump into it like i’m philip defranco
i’m gonna pay, gonna give you my bankroll
i’m thinking of sticking and breaking a mill with insane flows
woo! i want some pizza with some bbq chicken
a little pineapple to get the little heart in me ticking
i’m gonna eat it with my wife while i hold her b-tt
i’m taking a nibble off the end right off the golden crust
put a little garlic and some onion
in the middle of the crust and go and sprinkle it with some funyuns
add a little parmesan, a little ham, a little cheddar
and some cheesy macaroni swear to god it makes it better
i don’t care if anybody wanna judge me for the food i’m getting
i just wanna cater to the party and the mood i’m in
i just wanna pizza, i know it’s the best
and tomorrow i’ll have the leftovers for breakfast!
make sure that crust is not a bit mushy
and, oh yeah, please, throw in a chocolate chip cookie
because i’m a thug

[outro]
can you repeat that order back to me, please?
hang on a minute… h-ll no! i can’t repeat that order back to you!
hey, can you do that rap again for my boss?

- mac lethal lyrics

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