macc lads – mccavity lyrics
he’s harder than nails, tougher than bricks
(weighs nine stones with muscles in his sh-t)
karate king, kung-fu master
(shaves with a plane, he’s a f-cking hard b-st-rd)
he’s filled more holes than a jcb
(so don’t you f-ck with mccavity)
he won’t pat dogs, he eats dead cats
(he’ll rip your b-ll-cks off and stuff them up your tw-t)
he’s had a bl-w j-b off an alligator
(he likes to w-nk with an old cheese grater)
he’s got all the crack begging on their knees, they say:
(i’ll bend down, you fill my cavity)
when he’s necked his pint, he’ll eat the gl-ss
(he can smoke a million smelly french f-gs)
he can splash brute all over his b-ll-cks
(f-ck off you c-nt, nothing rhymes with that)
sorry
er … he can drink beer with a high specific gravity
(thank f-ck for that, coz it rhymes with…………..
mccavity!)
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