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maclean & maclean – i’ve seen pubic hair lyrics

(spoken intro)
well folks, it’s time for us to diligent looking sons of b+tches to say goodbye. you work us too hard, and we smell like a c+nt that’s been ridden hard and put away wet!

and you ain’t gonna hear no godd+mned news on this show, ‘cause it ain’t no god+d+mn good anyway! enough with those godd+mned ay+rabs and their oil and the commies and the… heavy handed threat of nuclear destruction hangin’ over our goddamed heads+

now here’s a guy who can pick everything, from his nose, to his +rs+holre! it’s stretch+marks and his blueb+lls mountain boys with one of their goddamed biggest!

(intro)
i was havin’ me a burger
in a dirty greasy spoon café
i was eatin it with relish
when a man beside me turned to say
“what’s that pubic hair
doin layin on your bun?”
i said “i never saw it sittin there
are sure it’s really one?”
he stood up on the counter
and said, “now look here blair
i’ve traveled all over this country
and i’ve seen pubic hair”
(chorus)
i’ve seen pubic hair man
and i’ve never liked’em there man
i’ve even got my share man
beneath my underwear man
stickin out here and there man
i’ve seen pubic hair

i’ve seen great ones, straight ones, on my dinner plate ones
long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones
red ones, dead ones, layin on the head ones
black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones
short ones, thick ones, growin from your d+ck ones
growin ones, showin ones, flowin ones, blowin ones

(chorus)
i’ve seen pubic hair man
and i’ve never liked’em there man
i’ve even got my share man
beneath my underwear man
stickin out here and there man
i’ve seen pubic hair

i’ve seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your mushy ones
slave ones, save ones, floatin in your gravy ones
pretty ones, dirty ones, fluffin up your birdy ones
neat ones, sweet ones, on a toilet seat ones
heffer ones, whipper ones, catch’em in your zipper ones
throw’em ones, show’em ones, flowin ones, glowin ones
(chorus)
i’ve seen pubic hair man
and i’ve never liked’em there man
i’ve even got my share man
beneath my underwear man
stickin out here and there man
i’ve seen pubic hair

i’ve seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones
dear ones, queer ones, find’em in your beer ones
proud ones, loud ones, drop’em in the crowd ones
quiet ones, diet ones, burger, shake and fry ones
pop ones, quaff ones, floatin in the top ones
triple ones, frozen ones, shardin in the hoser ones

(chorus)
i’ve seen pubic hair man
and i’ve never liked’em there man
i’ve even got my share man
beneath my underwear man
stickin out here and there man
(ain’t no kind he hasn’t seen!)
i’ve seen pubic hair

- maclean maclean lyrics

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