major van winkle – bikini bottom (teaser) lyrics
[verse 1: major van winkle]
life’s a movie, i’m the set director
k!lling ya’ll like spongebob did to health inspector
mr. krabs got up in your chick’s pants
so i pulled her panties down
and let the buckle on my belt protector
that’s my johnson
turn charles bronson
born vigilante, making a crab and pantie omelet
i’m being honest yo, you catch me on the way out
i banged her with a fishnet condom and took the safe route
and after we was done f-cking
i dropped mr. krabs off by the chum bucket
me i’m ted bundy mister crocodile dummy
can’t trust me when i’m with the boys like i’m sandusky
sh-t, i made that joke way too soon
if you’re offended turn down the volume
you go to bed while i howl at the moon
i’ve been living care free since i hopped out the womb
so, k!ll ’em all, b-tterflies on they tombstones
girl you ain’t staying over put them shoes on
sike, you can stay as long as you please
i love you like wiz khalifa loves songs about weed
but sh-t, i ain’t trippin’, i love them too
to the guys that don’t like me, yeah f-ck them dudes
prolly got their older sister in my upstairs room
if you f-cking with philly you better be careful
’round here we beat ya -ss with a cheesesteak
watch your girlfriend giving head ’til her knees break
momma looking at me like, what drugs does he take?
but she ain’t doing sh-t like barack at the first debate
i’m sorry yo, i hate talking politics
the school of hard knocks offers no scholarships
that’s old news, consider me home schooled
cause i’m living out my life by my own f-cking rules
motherf-cker…
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