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male pattern baldne$ – ga$ leak lyrics

called a little girl ugly then she cried
just scammed a r+t+rd that dudes name was clyde
a guy sucked me off at a mariachi prom
my dumb ass got beat up by a dude named juan (d+mn daniel)
just scammed my therapist out of some codeine
just scammed my moms out of some kid cuisine
i saw a deformed dude who looked like homer simpson (simpson)
shot that dude in the head call him abraham lincoln
had to rob an old ass dude, he was geriatric
f+cked 3 b+tches at once call that a hat trick
beat up a vietnam vet his ass had ptsd (agent orange)
had to shoot a bum ass fella who wasn’t kind to me

(sh+t, bussy, cracka, d+mn daniel, cracka, d+mn daniel)

i scammed a blind kid outta some lsd
knocked grandma down the stairs then did ketamine
f+cked my cousin so hard he was paralyzed from the waist down
i make more bands than that hack chris brown (f+ck rihanna)
the hot chicken nuggets from wendy’s had my assh0l+ itching
i’d beat the sh+t outta that weak ass gandhi (ay, f+ck gandhi)
i’m horribly allergic to mary jay, i hit the deck like my boy andre
all these white kids want refunds, who do they think i am? slump ak? (d+mn)
i will die before 25, and release 5 studio albums and go platinum (d+mn, that would really suck)
the gas leak in my apartment gets me h+lla turnt
i’m gonna beat your ass till you look like gary busey (bussy)
i’m a f+cking insomniac, i see aliens and sh+t (you’ve got mail)
i just slapped desmond in his f+cking face
bullied an 8 year old girl named grace
thought my homie’s estrogen pills was xans
swallowed that sh+t and now i am trans (i’m a b+tch now)
i’m chasing the bag, i’m flexing my swag
this stupid ass f+g, he wanted to sh+g
i stabbed him in the eye with a godd+mn crowbar
i stuffed his body in the back of my car
i brought him to the jungle and fed him to a jaguar
then i went back home, i smoked a cigar
that sh+t was a backwoods but that sh+t wasn’t right
that sh+t was not weed, nah bro that sh+t was white (cracka)
i laid on the ground and i started to scream
someone laced my blunt with some pcp
i just scammed biden outta being in office
male pattern baldness, we’re f+cking bosses

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