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man on the internet - undyne lyrics

[papyrus]
isn’t this great, human? we’re off on a grand adventure together!

i can’t believe it
i made a friend
who likes me for me, even though our date wasn’t great!

my style and charm have won over a human
who enjoys good spaghetti, i think this must be fate!
when i tell undyne-
wait, i probably shouldn’t do that, she’ll be mad, she might have, then throw, a cow

oh, um, er- huh…
i’m sorry, human… that was my phone ringing
uh-oh. that would be her… calling right now…

i’ve, er- got to take this! i’m so sorry! i’ll be right back! probably!

[monster kid]
hiya, buddy!
you ditch your parents, too?
ah, man, i don’t blame ya!
they say undyne’s in the area, and it would be so cool to meet up with her!
i mean, she’s just, like, the most awesome royal guard person ever, and i wanna be like her one day, and… and my parents are such jerks for saying i can’t leave the house!
oh! sorry! i didn’t introduce myself!
i’m monster kid!
i’m a monster and a kid!
what’s your name?
ooh! ooh! shhh! that’s her! that’s her right over there!

[undyne]
he usually picks up on the first or second ring what’s going on with him?

[papyrus]
h-hi, undyne! i’m here with my daily report! r-regarding that human i called you about earlier…

[undyne]
did you fight them?

[papyrus]
well, y-yes! of course i did! i fought them valiantly!

[undyne]
did you capture them?

[papyrus]
well… no…

[undyne]
what?

[papyrus]
i tried! i tried very hard, undyne! y-you have to believe me! it’s just… things come up… things change…
you know how it is, don’t you?

[undyne]
ugh…

if you want something done right, you do it on your own!

[papyrus]
or, you know, with the help of the royal guard, in training…

[undyne]
i’ll rip out their soul myself, and break their little bones!

[papyrus]
i can’t help but feel that was a personal attack! a-and you don’t need to destroy them! y-you see, i-i have something to say…

[undyne]
with their soul, we can go home, this battle we’ll have won!

[papyrus]
i-i understand, it’s just-

[undyne]
we shall breach the surface world, destroy the human sc-m!
and if you have a problem with that maybe the royal guard isn’t for you!

[papyrus]
i-i… i’ll help, undyne! any way i can!

[undyne]
good! knew i could count on you! hop to it!
can you hear me, human?
it’s hunting season!
and i do not lose my catch!

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