marshall beats cuh – the story of oscar lyrics
[verse 1]
call me a virgin, but i’m the imposter
invading her body like i’m a surgeon
mom caught me jerkin’ it and yelled “oscar!”
“look at my monitor mom, it ain’t bad”
she had to walk over and look at the horror
“what the f+ck is this sh+t, what would your dad think?”
“it’s just my waifu, look at how cute she is”
maybe she had way too much to drink
“mom you’re probably drunk, you don’t get it”
“i don’t get enough credit in this household”
[chorus]
sick and tired of being controlled
29 years old and can’t even get a
waifu to call mine, that’s where i draw the line
won’t let “otaku” define who i am
[post+chorus]
final fantasy, black desert online
don’t wanna get a real life, that’s effort
got my wife in this virtual game
everything outside won’t ever be the same
[verse 2]
bullied at school for my taste in women
but i’m based, not a waste of sp+ce
abdul said i disgraced my family
my family didn’t die in syria
bulled in the cafeteria for my weight
i’m only eight hundred pounds, f+cking clowns
they call me a f+g but i’m straight
they say i run slow but it’s just lag
can’t wait, gotta go on a date with asuna
oscar arrives home like the fat gnome he is
why did my parents wipe my google chrome?
have to call clarence up cause i’m so sick
[chorus]
sick and tired of being controlled
29 years old and can’t even get a
waifu to call mine, that’s where i draw the line
won’t let “otaku” define who i am
[post+chorus]
final fantasy, black desert online
don’t wanna get a real life, that’s effort
got my wife in this virtual game
everything outside won’t ever be the same
final fantasy, black desert online
don’t wanna get a real life, that’s effort
[outro]
sick and tired of being controlled
29 years old and can’t even get a
waifu to call mine, that’s where i draw the line
won’t let “otaku” define who i am
final fantasy, black desert online
don’t wanna get a real life, that’s effort
got my wife in this virtual game
everything outside won’t ever be the same
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