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martha raye - ooh, doctor kinsey! lyrics

[intro]
ooh, ooh, doctor kinsey!
ooh, ooh, doctor kinsey!
i just read your essay on men’s behaviour today
and men are great!… like a hole in the head

[verse 1]
i used to get such comfort wrapped in the arms of males but
now i find that less than sixty percent go for a [?]
i used to think my lover knew some fine, fancy tricks
but according to kinsey’s data, he’s strictly from the sticks

[chorus]
ooh, ooh, doctor kinsey!
look what you done to me
since i’ve read your report
i’m disillusioned as candy

[verse 2]
now if he’s timid around the girls
but around the boys he’s so sporty
his history is no mystery
it’s on page two hundred and forty
no wonder bill was always strange
and kissed me with such poise
when i asked him where he’d been, he’d say:
“oh, out with the boys.”

[chorus]
hey, hey, doctor kinsey!
his [?] do you from me
but now you’ve taught me what a fool i used to be

[verse 3]
now kinsey met a man
who got his kicks
sticking his mother’s shop [?]
and a fine little chicks
and when it was all over
this man would laugh with glee
and say: “i did it to you, now you do it to me!”
whoo, whoo, doctor kinsey!
look what you done to me
’cause now you’ve, taught me
how bad a good man can be

[outro]
well ladies, that’s the end of my little book review
but there’s just one thing more that i wanna tell you
now if someone knocks on your door
you’d better take care
hide under the bed, play dead, get lost
but beware ’cause doctor kinsey’s working on a brand new thesis
and this one’s all about the femal
oh, the species, there’s no doubt, that he’ll find out
what you did while we’re away!
so beware, and take care, ’cause doctor kinsey’s arms are loose again!

- martha raye lyrics

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