max lafarr – the slamurai lyrics
[intro]
[verse 1]
there’s a story of a man i know
from a long long time ago
his thirst for cooch just can’t be quenched
he’d sleep with any common wench
[bridge]
his john could not be measured
by him any woman was pleasured
he didn’t do this just because
he did this because he was
[chorus]
he is the slamurai
he roamed ancient china
he is the slamurai
his quest was for v+g+n+
[verse 1]
he slept around for many years
the size of his sword brought women to tears
with women he only spent as much as a day
one night stands for every lay
[bridge]
but one day something went wrong
he banged a girl and after his dong;
his p+n+s itched so bad he’d shake and begin to cough
and one day he itched his p+n+s right off
[chorus]
he is the slamurai
he got an std
he is the slamurai
he got that gonorrhee
[solo]
[end chorus]
he is the slamurai
he roamed ancient china
he is the slamurai
his quest was for v+g+n+
he is the slamurai
he got an std
he is the slamurai
he got that gonorrhea
[solo fade out]
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