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mc burberry – i just can’t get it up lyrics

[intro: mc burberry, mc reebok]
aw reebok, i’m in another f+cking predicament
what the f+ck does predicament mean?
i dunno mate, i seen it on countdown
on f+cking countdown?
yeah, well, besides the point right, basically i took these pills thinking they were v++gr+ to f+ck me b+tch proper solid and now i can’t get an ‘ard on
oh sh+t!
yeah i know

[verse 1: mc burberry]
i took a few pills the other day
i didn’t think they’d work straight away
but i was mistaken when i couldn’t get a woodie allen
i read all the instructions
didn’t think it’d wreck my erections
it was the least of my expections
what am i gonna do now ’cause

[chorus: mc reebok, mc burberry]
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up, oh
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up, oh
what am i gonna do
when my girlfriend sees that i can’t get a bone?
[verse 2: mc burberry]
now i can’t do no kn+bbing
i’m like batman without a robin
my girl takes the p+ss when i walk in
it’s not funny so stop your f+cking laughing
i swear that this isn’t a joke
it’s like playing snooker with a rope
now i don’t think that i can cope
will you stop f+cking laughing at me?

[verse 3: mc burberry]
no wonder i am a loner
’cause i can’t get a b+n+r
my nurse, i think i’ll phone her
hopefully she’ll give me a cure for
my d+ck was floppy like bubblegum
i need help for this problem
it’s nothing for you to gobble on
’cause it’s like a piece of rubber
[bridge: mc burberry]
i went to the doctors and there’s nothing he can do about it
’cause i am a male, i guess that i just can’t live without it
get up
just please get up
just please get up
just please get up
just please get up
just please get up
just please get up
just please get up
f+cking get up
don’t know what to do about it
don’t know what to do about it
don’t know what to do about it
i don’t know what to do about it
don’t know what to do about it
don’t know what to do about it
don’t know what to do about it
i just don’t know what to do about it
c+ck push+up
c+ck push+up
c+ck push+up, lift that c+ck
c+ck push+up
c+ck push+up
c+ck push+up, lift that c+ck
c+ck push+up
c+ck push+up
c+ck push+up, lift that c+ck
c+ck push+up
c+ck push+up
c+ck push+up, lift that c+ck
[chorus: mc reebok]
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up, oh
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up, oh

[bridge: mc burberry]
i went to the doctors and there’s nothing he can do about it
’cause i am a male, i guess that i just can’t live without it
get up

[chorus: mc reebok]
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up, oh
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up, oh

[outro: mc burberry]
aw reebok, reebok, check this man
f+cking h+ll, you’ll poke someone’s eye out with that
i know yeah but i just watched countdown to see if i can get some bigger words for me next track yeah, and i got a woodie allen over f+cking carol vorderman
f+cking h+ll man, she’s got more wrinkles than a mccoys crisp
i know yeah but f+cking, it worked mate, it worked
did it mate? aw f+cking, she’s old mate, you don’t wanna go there
so now i can get a b+n+r, i’m f+cking well chuffed
all is right mate
so now right, when i see you, it won’t be like a roll of quarters or like a packet of f+gs, it’ll be me literally ‘appy to see ya
aw, f+cking gutted
aw, but i’m not g+y
oh right…

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