mc hawking – the dozens lyrics
[intro]
yo, professor puff’n’stuff
hit me with some beatbox
[trash talk]
ah, yah. that’s right. this one’s for all the naysayers and dreamslayers who told the hawkman it couldn’t be done. listen up
[verse 1]
your momma is so fat, she’s got a trash bag for a sock
she’s so hairy, she looks like she’s got don king in a headlock
your momma is so ugly that her dog won’t give her fleas
you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies
your momma’s so d-mn big, her -ss affects the tide
she’s so huge that on their honeymoon, your dad hired a guide
your momma’s so d-mn poor, she can’t even afford lice
yo, the b-tch got married ‘cuz she needed rice
[trash talk]
ha, ha, ha. that’s right. i’m talking about your d-mn momma. she’s such a sk-nk the other night i had to park my d-ck on her -ss and wait an hour to get in. yo, check this out
[verse 2]
your momma is so sk-nk she’s like hot -ss on a cold day
she’s so poor that at mcdonald’s, she puts food on layaway
your momma is like lettuce, a quarter a head
when i said “act your age” the b-tch dropped dead
your momma’s so fat, when she hauls -ss it takes two trips
someone tried to kiss her, but he couldn’t find her lips
your momma’s so d-mn ugly, michael jackson wants her bones
she’s such a f-cking sk-nk, she’ll give you v.d. through the phone
[trash talk]
ha, ha, ha. that’s right. what you got to say about it, b-tch?
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