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mc jarbo - ice cream truck lyrics

ice cream truck lyrics
[intro
psychopathic offenders may be rapists
child molesters, s+d+sts or any type of s+x offender
matt has a pervasive lack of responsibility
as well as a lack of attachment to other people

[verse 1]
under cover of darkness, i’m sitting in the parking lot of a target
trying to get a fix on a target, one or two kids we’ll start with
last week it was k+mart, never go far, i stick to the same parts
don’t need shades or a toupee, i just waddle straight to the bluray
section, with a star wars trench coat to disguise the erection
trying to avoid any kind of attention, full of tension, not to mention
this black sеcurity guard behind me, sh+t don’t mind me, i ain’t insidious
i’m just rеcording a video for the five idiots still subscribed to me
but you look like you haven’t seen, a middle aged man with his hand in his jeans
i’m here like every week, now all of a sudden, you say i’m a creep?
so i really don’t know what you mean, i ain’t doing nothing obscene just reading kids
magazines and fl!cking my bean and picking up sweets and acting a fool in between
hold on a minute, shouldn’t you be, f+cking my b+tch as we speak?
slapping your d+ck on her feet? busting a nut on her beak and spreading your seed
well you can meet her at three, this is the number, this is the street
time for some skeet skeet, she’s in desperate need of financial security
hey kid now that he’s gone, do you wanna have some “hansen” fun?
you might be luck, yup b+tch i gotta whole f+cking ice cream truck
yup, let’s step outside, let’s go for a ride
get the f+ck inside, there’s your mom wave bye bye, bye bye!
[chorus]
you ain’t fooling n0body motherf+cker, i know you into that sh+t
i know a couple of dudes that might just do something to you like what you did to that kid
wily f+ck, ain’t n0body thinking this ignorant pig is a dangerous sick in the head individual
but if you… let your kids around this motherf+cker, you’ll never see them again
ice cream truck

[interlude 1]
matt describes behaviour
that puts him in the category of power over control rapist

[refrain]
walmart, target
bestbuy, target
from k+mart to target
just get in the ice cream truck b+tch

[verse 2]
ice cream truck, where you ain’t gonna get drugged and you ain’t gonna get f+cked
and you ain’t gonna wake up, with a roll of duct tape and a flashlight up in your b+tt
if you want a chance of seeing your mommy, throw your pants right on me
kid don’t worry, we’re both just taking a trip right down to the quarry
but let me tell you story, and i’m sorry but it’s god awfully gory
i could never get laid, went church to pray… god offered me glory
got off (no one saw me) sweet dude, no more need to feel salty
there’s no need to act b+llsy, put on some cartoon network and go b+lls deep
hey kid, now we’ve arrived, look there’s no one around for miles
take this shovel and dig, you’re bound to find some pokemon in that pit
but mind you don’t slip, oops looks like you tripped and fell in it
i guess my story begins the second that your story ends
[chorus]
you ain’t fooling n0body motherf+cker, i know you into that sh+t
i know a couple of dudes that might just do something to you like what you did to that kid
wily f+ck, ain’t n0body thinking this ignorant pig is a dangerous sick in the head individual
but if you… let your kids around this motherf+cker, you’ll never see them again

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